(Source: h-e-c-t-i-c)
there are no words.
(Source: purplepersuasion)
THAT is how it should be done.
(Source: pocketmartin)
3 Guys are in a bar.
one of them says “I have the longest arms in the world.”
the other one says “I have the longest legs in the world.”
The third guy says “I have the greatest musical talent.”
so they decide to go to the office of the Guinness book of records.
The first guy comes out and says “Yes! I do have the longest arms!”
The second guy comes out and says “Great! I do have the longest legs!”
The third guy comes out pretty angry and says…
“WHO THE FUCK IS PENDULUM?!”
